Welcome to the First Annual BlastFurniss Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich List. Today it is my pleasure to bestow the Giant Douche of the Year award to Oprah Winfrey.
Yes Oprah Winfrey...a woman more full of herself than Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears or Paris Hilton combined. Ya see Oprah has what those 3 floozies will never have...credibility. Yet, if the media did its job, Oprah would be wallowing in the muck of public opinion with those 3 stooges....Lets review:
Oprah opens a girls school in Africa that is rocked by an abuse scandal. The head mistress at the school allegedly had it her way with some of the girls at the school. Oprah goes to school, apologizes to parents, sheds some tears...story goes away.
Oprah throws her support behind Barrack Obama for President. Obama seems like a decent enough guy but Oprah's endorsement of him makes me look at him in an entirely new light. I don't want to like anything Oprah likes. Plus, remember, Oprah told us all to read A Million Little Pieces and look how that worked out for James Frey? Oprah endorsed Frey and he turned out to be a fraud..who's to say that can't happen with Barrack Obama too? After 8 years of Dubya, the last thing this country needs is another fraud in the White House.
Oprah Winfrey, your 2007 BlastFurniss Giant Douche of the year.
The runners up: Rosie O'Donnell, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Katie Couric, William Shatner (enough of your whining already about not being in the new Trek movie), Pope Benedict, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Bill O'Reilly, Comedian Rush Limbaugh, Michael Richards, and the Rev. Richard Roberts.
Tomorrow we'll name our Turd Sandwich winner.......