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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Things I'm Thankful For

What are you thankful for this year? Is it for your family, health, or full head of hair?

Me I'm thankful to live in an era of flat screen tv's and hundreds of television channels. I'm thankful for satellite radio, internet porn, the NHL, MLB, and the NFL. I'm thankful for point spreads and fantasy football. Video games and Star Trek XI. I'm thankful for dvds and being free of STD's. I'm thankful that the Browns found Derek Anderson and for the E Street Band. I'm thankful for most of my friends, some of my wives and all of my children. I'm thankful to be this intelligent, this handsome, and for being so full of myself I can admit that to the world.

Are there any good tv marathons on for the holiday?

Doesn't Rosie O'Donnell look fat enough to be a balloon in the Macy's Parade?


J-E-T-S..Jets, Jets....show us your bleep....A security crackdown is coming to Giants Stadium after some rowdy fans turned Jets games into a Girls Gone Wild video:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21901716/

Oh the New York Knicks.....how you suck so:http://deadspin.com/sports/nba-closer/somebody-stop-this-fight-but-dont-please-325321.php

Man, Thanksgiving just isn't for football anymore...look at all these basketball games:http://www.awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/

You know my love of lists..here's a list of the 50 greatest fictional weapons:http://www.wizarduniverse.com/magazine/wizard/006398688.cfm

Freddie Mercury is still dead but Brian May is alive and is now a chancellor of a university:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7103336.stm

Does anyone actually drink these Jones Sodas?:http://www.jonessoda.com/

Rolling Stone has compiled a list of rocker/actors who dont' suck...I'm hoping Ozzy made the list...he was brilliant as a minister in Trick or Treat:http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/17373435/rock_list_the_best_rockeractors

I'm off to do good deeds.....Have a great Thanksgiving!

2 comments:

O.M.O.M. said...

Have a happy turkey day! I'm ready to get away from work for a few and relax.

Jen is coming home for Thanksgiving, either that or maybe I'm an unwitting part of the new season of A&E's Intervention. I'll let you know Monday if I'm not shackled and shipped off to some godforsaken rehab clinic...

E. S. Furniss said...

I hope someone intervenes tomorrow when I'm feeding my face all day. I could be 300 pounds by Saturday. Tell Jen I said Hey....I think you're safe on the Intervention...No one asked me to come..but if they did don't worry I'd bring beer!