With the tv writers on strike, an idea hit me for a new game show....Who Wants to Hump a TV Newsbabe? A new reality show where contestants compete to hump a newsbabe. Have you noticed the quality of newsbabes at both the local and national level? The quality of our local newsbabes is at an all time high. All the newsbabes on channel 4 are completely humpable. Tell me you wouldn't love to compete for the opportunity go give some breaking news to Maureen Kocot....
Here are my thoughts on yesterdays election....Who the hell is gonna replace these poll workers? No one under the age of 90 works the polls which leads me to worry that our nations poll workers are going extinct. If we don't conserve our poll workers we'll lose our democracy.
Speaking of news chicks, don't ya hope that the Today Show's Ann Curry gets stuck in the South Pole?
Here's how wonderful the internet is....I go see Bruce Springsteen on Sunday...on Tuesday night I have a bootleg copy of the show downloaded on to my computer. Every day I thank Jebus for letting me live in an industrialized nation with broadband access.
No surprise here..most of the people who downloaded the new Radiohead cd paid the same thing I did for the Springsteen boot...NOTHING:http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/news/2007-11-06-radiohead_N.htm?loc=interstitialskip
The South Park Imaginationland Trilogy is coming out on DVD: http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/South-Park-Imaginationland-Trilogy/8388
Check out the trailer for the latest Morgan Spurlock flick What Would Jesus Buy?:http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/whatwouldjesusbuy/
Why do people waste time and money remaking perfect movies? First it was Psycho, then Planet of the Apes..up next the Day the Earth Stood Still and now comes news of a High Noon remake:http://www.darkhorizons.com/news07/071106d.php
CBS is gearing up to have Big Brother ready to go in winter if the writers strike isn't resolved:http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2007/11/summer-reality-.html
What brought Led Zeppelin together? Love of music? Nope. A desire to conquer the world? Nope. The answer can be found here:http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/2007/11/07/led-zeppelin-exclusive-89520-20072574/
Somebody please explain to me why every time I go to a music website there is something on there about Amy Winehouse? Enough already. She's not that damn good. In fact she sucks.
Billboard changes its rules so the Eagles can have a number one record:http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003668840
Why is Prince a royal asshole?:http://www.gigwise.com/news/38369/prince-launches-legal-clampdown-against-his-own-fans
This ain't good...After losing in the NCAA title game in March, the basketball Buckeyes lose an exhibition game to Division II Findlay:http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/news;_ylt=Agu5bAvYgtKdeveTvDQh6Bo5nYcB?slug=ap-findlay-ohiost&prov=ap&type=lgns
Meet the NHL's all DUI team:http://wayoffside.wordpress.com/2007/11/05/presentingthe-nhls-first-all-star-dui-team/
You'd look like this if you were married to Kathie Lee too:http://www.deuceofdavenport.com/2007/11/frank-gifford-has-seen-better-days.html
What are the Vegas odds that Eric Lindros will get a concussion while announcing his retirement?:http://goingfivehole.blogspot.com/2007/11/hall-worthy.html
Thats all I have for today...I'm off to get me some duct tape and go out hunting for newsbabes