Congratulations Dubya...not only have you waged an unnecessary war you have also overseen the first 9 Trillion Dollar deficit in United States history. Under the stewardship of this jackass from the Lone Star state, the American dollar has been devalued to the point that its worth less than the Canadian dollar. Oil will pass 100 bucks a barrel in the next few days and $4 a gallon gas is in our future. To all of you idiots who decided to vote for morals over common sense in the 2000 and 2004 elections...thanks a lot you bastards.
Obviously, I'm in a bad mood today. Is there anything worse than the common cold? Well sure cancer is pretty bad and I hear AIDS sucks too but in terms of maladies I've personally suffered from, nothing is worse than the (not so) common cold I have right now. I feel like my head is gonna bust open.
Remember the size of the JC Penney Christmas catalog when you were a kid? The thing was the size of the Los Angeles yellow pages. Have you seen the 2007 version? Its about as big as an issue of Entertainment Weekly. And not a double sized Fall movie preview edition of EW either. Whats even more shocking is people still order from catalogs at all.
Why does the headline "Toy Linked to Date Rape Drug Recalled" make me laugh so hard?:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21678196/
Who knew that the New York Times covered Death Metal?:http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/08/arts/music/08ensl.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
Can we please get off the Ron Paul bandwagon? Sure he's refreshing in that he seems to sincerely believe in his positions on the issues, HOWEVER, that doesn't change the fact that the man is a borderline lunatic...and it appears a nearly broke lunatic at that:http://blog.washingtonpost.com/fact-checker/?hpid=news-col-blog
I generally don't mention crap like this but how can anyone resist a bitch fight between George Clooney and Fabio?:http://www.nypost.com/seven/11072007/gossip/pagesix/clooney__fabio_get_pushy_968040.htm?loc=interstitialskip
I don't know if a Borat book was really necessary but a recent Borat book signing sounds like a good time....especially since some idiots seemed to think it was an event to bring children to:http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-11-08-borat_N.htm
Please tell me you saw last night's South Park in which Parker and Stone skewer our nation's stupid Guitar Hero obsession:http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/11/07/south-park-guitar-queer-o/
Haven't priests inflicted enough damage on the nation? Weren't their impersonations of Michael Jackson enough? Now one has been busted for stalking Conan O'Brien:http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/08/people.conan.obrien.ap/index.html?eref=ew
Ever walked out of a movie? I can only remember doing it once...Dirty Rotten Scoundrels:http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20158993,00.html
Production began yesterday on the JJ Abrams Star Trek movie. Bruce Greenwood has just signed on for the last major role....:http://trekmovie.com/2007/11/07/bruce-greenwood-is-pike/
Guess that WalMart exclusive Eagles cd ain't so exclusive. Virgin Megastore is carrying it as well.
XM has launched an all Zeppelin channel, however, XM still sucks.
Whenever a team says its a "small market" franchise that's usually a politically correct way of saying to fans "we're cheap." However in the case of your Columbus Blue Jackets (who reverted to their old CBJ ways last night) its true:http://mirtle.blogspot.com/
Its bad enough that the NHL is stuck on Versus but do they have to share the network with that giant douche Dennis Miller? Or is he turd sandwich Dennis Miller? Either way he sucks.:http://meltyourfaceoff.wordpress.com/2007/11/08/making-puck-the-dennis-miller-edition/
Hey Don Shula...shut the f up already:http://deadspin.com/sports/larry-csonka-never-spied/don-shula-will-assign-you-an-asterisk-and-you-will-wear-it-319888.php
I'm off to go find me some of those date rape drug toys before they are gone for good........