Did Jake Westbrook (with the exception of one pitch) make the Red Sox his bitches last night or what? Other than the bats going silent against the Bo Sox relievers, last night was a perfect game for the Tribe. Just two more wins and its on to the World Series to meet the Colorado Rockies. Who in the hell saw that coming? Paul Byrd will take the hill tonight with a chance to give the Tribe a commanding 3-1 advantage. The knuckleballer Tim Wakefiled toes the hill (I've always wanted to say that) for the Sox. Wakefield is 110 years old and hasn't pitched since September 29th due to injury. Wakefield, is the only Red Sox player who was on the roster win the team won the World Series in 1918. I also hear he may have killed a guy. Sadly, that guy wasn't Joe Buck.
Friend of the Furniss O.M.O.M. sent me a preview of his latest music vid for American Dog. "Rock-n-Roll Dog" is a killer tune and the video is outstanding. O.M.O.M. says it could be on the upcoming American Dog DVD. I'm under oath not to share it but I will give you some spoilers...American Dog is in it, beer is consumed, boobies are flashed. A good time is had by all. To take a look at some of O.M.O.M.'s camera work visit his website www.fromoutofnowhere.com (which is also under the Things That Don't Suck portion of this here blog). For the latest on American Dog, check them out at www.americandog.us . To learn more about American Dog, beer, and boobies, visit your local library.
How does a man who believes Jesus danced with American Indians get the support of Christian Evangelicals? Mitt Romney hopes to find out:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21318180/
Further proof that Al Gore should be President: The GOP is f'ing scared to death of the man. Look at the smear campaign they tried to run after Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize last week:http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/15/opinion/15krugman.html?em&ex=1192680000&en=bec1610449387747&ei=5087%0A
Let me say this....no one can replace William Shatner. You want to be like him but you can't. I don't know who Chris Pine is but as long as he realizes he's not Bill Shatner he and I are cool. Who the hell is Chris Pine you say? He's officially the new Captain Kirk in the upcoming Star Trek movie:http://www.aintitcool.com/node/34452
TV Guide has an interview with Zach Quinto, the man who'll fill Nimoy's pointy ears as Spock, here:http://www.tvguide.com/news/zachary-quinto-heroes/071015-01
Sci Fi channel and G4 have won the rights to Lost reruns. Episodes will start running next fall.
Cracked has a countdown of the worst movie twist endings of all time. Mine has gotta be that awful ending in Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes. As Spinal Tap tells us "Its a fine line between clever and stupid.":http://www.cracked.com/article_15621_10-most-asinine-movie-twist-endings.html
I have no use for the royal family but Prince William's girlfriend is HOT.
You know you're doing a lot of drugs when Keith Richards tells you to back away from the crack pipe:http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/2007/10/15/2007-10-15_stones_wood_i_did_so_many_drugs_keith_ri.html
Slash is the latest rocker to write a tell all....I bet ya drug use is mentioned about 50,000 times:http://observer.guardian.co.uk/omm/story/0,,2187757,00.html
Here's a link to that Springsteen/Arcade Fire meet up the other night that all the kids are talking about:http://www.spin.com/features/news/2007/10/071015_springsteen_arcadefire/
Why does Billboard now have more album charts than boxing has champions?:http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/charts/albums_index.jsp
I mentioned this last week but didn't have any pix to show you. Here's a link to Target's line of David Bowie inspired clothing. No word if WalMart will launch a clothing line inspired by Toby Keith:http://pressroom.target.com/pr/news/fashion/mens/album.aspx?id=5015
Why are teenage girls dying to see Across the Universe?:http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2007/10/is_across_the_universe_the_nex.html
Our friends at the Diatribe have the Tribe covered:http://www.thediatribe.com/
After the Tribe finishes the Sox off Thursday night, remember this story. This is gonna be the excuse on the lips of every Red Sox fan..Big Papi had a boo boo! Thats why we lost!:http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2007/10/16/ortiz_deflects_injury_talk/
David Ortiz is one fat bastard. He's like a cross between King Kong Bundy and Mo Vaughn but with Backstreet Boys style facial hair.
As mentioned earlier, the Rockies are going to the World Series. The long suffering fans in Denver have 15 years of pain lifted. Do you hear that? Its the sound of Cubs fans slitting their wrists this morning:http://www.denverpost.com/ci_7185576
Ohio's other MLB team, the Cincinnati Reds have a new manager. A hiring that makes you stand up, take off your hat and ask "what the f is this all about?"http://homerderby.com/archives/1377
Why is Jimmy Kimmel everywhere? He has his own show...plus he's sitting in for Regis and last night he was on Monday Night Football:http://www.awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/
Thats all I have. I'll do better tomorrow. If there is a tomorrow.