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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

All Star Game Hangover Wednesday

Stupid baseball All Star game keeping me up late! Good game, actually quickly played for a change. Nice tribute to Willie Mays beforehand. The 3 Indians players played well as did the Reds lone rep Ken Griffey Jr. AL continues its dominance winning 5-4.

Its Rocklahoma Eve! Is Pryor, OK ready to rock? I said Pryor are you ready to rock? What's that? A goat conference? Well maybe they'll be ready to rock after the goat conference:http://www.pryordailytimes.com/agriculture/cnhinsagriculture_story_163104149.html?keyword=topstory

By the way, I haven't found one mention of Rocklahoma in the Pryor Daily Times this week. How will the residents of Pryor learn that Donnie Vie won't be appearing with Enuff Z'Nuff if the Pryor Daily Times doesn't tell them?

Yesterday I made mention how someone on the Melodicrock.com noticeboard made reference to the blog over there. Turns out someone saw the Def Leppard review in the Dispatch and gave me credit for writing it which led to some bashing of me by Def Lep fans. I would just like to thank Scott from London for taking the time to slam me for something I didn't write. Its nice knowing that even without doing anything I can piss off someone in another country.

Yesterday I had some fun with Gene Simmons. Today lets take a crack at Paul Stanley. The former Star Child, the man who put the X in sex, has followed in the footsteps of David Bowie, John Mellencamp and Adolf Hitler and exhibited his artwork. My question is this: When did Paul become Liza? Awful plastic surgery:http://paulstanley.com/

Somehow I don't see the Simpsons as being New Englanders. But Vermont wins the USA Today Springfield contest and gets to host the premiere of the Simpsons movie:http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2007-07-10-simpsons-vermont-inside_N.htm
Did ya catch the Simpsons bit at the opening of the All Star game? Homer made reference to the athletic bodies of David Ortiz, Prince Fielder and CC Sabathia all drawn in splendid Simpsons form. They were fatter than Homer.

AICN is reporting that the people who dropped High School Musical are remaking Footloose. Please someone detain Kenny Loggins as an enemy combatant now!

Please detain Ryan Seacrest as well...what man cries at a wedding (unless its his and he's realized he's just screwed up his life)?:http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20045213,00.html

Fantasty football, fantasy baseball...Fantasy Congress?:http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-fantasy11jul11,0,3522856.story?coll=la-home-center

Why does George W. Bush hate science?:http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-fantasy11jul11,0,3522856.story?coll=la-home-center

Another Republican sex scandal:http://www.nypost.com/seven/07112007/news/regionalnews/queens_pol_probed_in_sex_rap_regionalnews_murray_weiss_and_maggie_haberman__additional_reporting_frankie_edozien__tatiana_deligiannakis_and_jennifer_fermino.htm

Here we go again....the Bush Administration trying to overcome its 20 percent approval rating by using terror threats:http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/2007/07/11/2007-07-11_chertoffs_gut_senses_terror_risk.html

The government oughta keep an eye on Paul Stanley..that girl is looking scary!

8 comments:

TFO said...

His "artwork" closely resembles project assignments that you would find in a kindergarden finger-painting class. It's fortunate that the whole rock star thing paid off. Are people really buying these?!
I appreciate the idea of artistic expression, but didn't they try that once before...Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park...that went over well

O.M.O.M. said...

From paulstanley.com: "Those who wisely purchased pieces in advance attended a private VIP champagne reception with Paul."

Damn, I missed out big time. Getting a lap dance from Paul Stanley in the champagne VIP room is number 12 on my things to do in life list.

TFO said...

Kinda sad - he now has to resort to bribery to get chicks backstage...

Blast Furniss said...

The only member of Kiss I never have a bad thing to say about is Eric Carr. He kept quiet, played his drums, and got fired by Gene & Paul while he was on his death bed. At some point I plan to examine Peter Criss the actor with a fond look at his time on Oz. Also we'll see how Ace ranks among the great drunk guitar players of all time.

TFO said...

I think Ace would rank right up there toward the top of that list - I remember some of the lyrics from his solo album where he reminisced about his drunk driving accident ('cause I'm sure he remembered it quite vividly!) - I think he was still under the influence when he wrote those lyrics...

Blast Furniss said...

I wonder if Paul has any paintings of his deformed ear?

I will say this for Ace...his solo output far surpasses anything Gene and Paul ever put out. Those Frehley's Comet records were good clean fun. They sound a tad dated today but I saw that band several times (at least once with OMOM) and they rocked live. Ace however may be the ugliest human being whoever lived. Rocky Dennis would have made fun of him.

TFO said...

Yeah, he definitely should have left the make-up on...I had at least one of his solo records, it wasn't bad. Actually of all the Kiss solo albums, I think the best one was the one Ace did.

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