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Thursday, March 13, 2008

$5500 an Hour For Her? Seriously?


This lady makes $5500 bucks an hour pleasuring politicians. How much would you pay her to service you? Reports indicate that the governor of New York paid out $80,000 for hookers...which comes out to about 14.5 hours of their services at the rate of $5500 an hour. Sadly, despite this groundbreaking achievement in putting people back to work in a sagging economy, the Governor has been forced to resign. Sad that Eliot Spitzer's initiative to stimulate the economy (as well as himself) was so sadly denounced in the court of public opinion. We need outside the box thinking like this in our current economic climate.
I give the Democrats credit for one thing...all their sex scandals at least involve heterosexual behavior. Unlike the GOP and their bathroom trysts. If Spitzer is guilty of anything its arrogance. Did he think he could actually get away with this? Personally, I feel I've been screwed by politicians for years and never seen a dime out of it so I'm happy this girl got paid handsomely.
What would you do for $5500 an hour? In today's economic climate I bet a lot.
How long before Playboy comes after Spitzer's ho? Who will win the booking war to get her on the tv news magazines? This chick stands to be the most celebrated whore since Monica Lewinsky.
Like magic, over night every video I attempted to post over the past few days showed up on the blog. The S'March of Metal rolls on again! More vids to come today.
Van Halen has cancelled every tour date thru April 19. Valerie Bertinelli says Eddie isn't in rehab...ok...so where is he? I would be SHOCKED if the band resumes this tour. I suspect Ed is on a major bender or lying somewhere in a pool of vomit.
Proof that nothing ever really goes away....The CW is working on a spin-off/sequel to Beverly Hills 90210. Didn't that show go off the air 15 years ago?
South Park returned last night with an excellent AIDS themed episode. If you haven't seen it yet, Comedy Central re-airs it tonight. Cartman goes in to have his tonsils removed but leaves the hospital with something much worse. Magic Johnson (in animated form) guest stars. I'm not just sure you need to see this episode, I'm HIV positive you do.
MTV.com has the trailer to the upcoming Incredible Hulk movie....I dunno what to think about it...it ain't no Iron Man.
Thats all I've got today....I'll do better tomorrow.....I'm not just sure of it...I'm HIV positve I will....

5 comments:

O.M.O.M. said...

Danica Patrick?!?

TFO said...

I always heard Danica Patrick sucked pretty good as a racecar driver, maybe she sucks pretty good as something else...

I see the video glitch has been resolved.

E. S. Furniss said...

Spitzer's hooker does look just like Danica doesn't she? In fact, I bet Ms. Patrick charges a lower fee.

Yes..video glitch solved...by some kinda miracle. All the vids just kinda popped up today. Was the kookiest thing. Happpened all its own. I did nothing.

TFO said...

Personally, I don't think that Spitzer's hooker is all that attractive. Would I pay for her service? Maybe...what kind of "service?"...I would pay her $5.00...an hour...to clean my house...

E. S. Furniss said...

I think a dude who spends 80 grand on hookers has too much money and should hand it over to a more worthwhile cause....like me.