Today's post is a little smaller than usual...short on time....but enjoy it anyway
What would you do with a billion dollars? Buy a big house or three? Do some charity work? Set up your own business? Hire Van Halen and Led Zeppelin to play your kids high school graduation party? For 1.2 billion bucks you can pretty much anything you want. Want to snort a pile of blow off of a couple porn stars? Go ahead you can do that for under 50 grand. Want to buy season tickets in a loge for the Indians, Browns and Cavs? Go ahead you can do that with tons of cash left over. I bet if you had 1.2 billion dollars you might waste some of it but would you lose it? Would you walk around the house saying "Honey, have you seen my 1.2 billion dollars? It was right by my keys last night now I can't find it." Of course you wouldn't lose 1.2 billion. You'd know where it was at all times. Somehow, the United States government can't account for 1.2 billion dollars. The government knows where it went but not how it was spent or even if it was spent. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21428395/
I think if I had 1.2 billion dollars I probably would drop some on hookers and drugs....and the naming rights to Jacobs Field.
I may be in the minority but I hate cell phones. I hate being that accessible to people. If this keeps up we might as well shove a GPS system up our ass and be done with it:http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/23/technology/23mobile.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
Here's a shock..Viva Laughlin cancelled already:http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2007-10-22-laughlin_N.htm
TV Guide previews Lost:http://www.tvguide.com/PhotoGallery/Lost_-_Exclusive_First_Look_1028/1.aspx
Johnny Marr wants to reunite the Smiths. Problem is that Morrissey doesn't:http://web.nme.com/news/the-smiths/31972
Spinner ranks the craziest costumed musical acts..Alice Cooper better be on that list:http://www.spinner.com/2007/10/19/craziest-costumed-acts-no-20/
If you don't take a look at this picture of Larry King you'll hate yourself:http://deadspin.com/sports/whoosh%21/larry-king-is-busting-out-all-over-313941.php
Thats all I've got today....I'm off to help the government find 1.2 billion dollars.