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Friday, September 7, 2007

Supersized Random Blasts of Crap Friday

Is it too late to take back my pick of the New Orleans Saints going to the Super Bowl? Man, what an azz kickin' last night...Colts 41 Saints 10.

Made it to the local White Trash Mardi Gras last night. Had a great bratwurst and cream puff but then got my butt kicked by a bloomin' onion. Me and fried foods have a love hate relationship. I love them, they hate me. So I was up at 230 this morning with an angry stomach. Between the lack of sleep and 6 smoke free days I feel a hate crime coming on today.

Tuesday is the 6th anniversary of the events of September 11th. I'll have a special comment to mark the day where this country made a deal with the devil.

A few things I think this week:

I think the Jerry Lewis MDA telethon is a very worthy thing. I admire Jerry's commitment to his kids. However, it is all the greatest collection of lousy entertainers ever assembled.

I think Billy Bush would be kicked out of the country if I were in charge.

I think no one outside of NYC gives a rats ass about it being fashion week.

I think Dunkin' Donuts are proof there is a God. A very fat God too.

I think you could deep fry human feces, coat it in powdered sugar and someone would rave that it was a "fantastic fair/festival treat."

I think school should always start the day after Labor Day.

I think Fergie can't sing and isn't that hot. In fact, I find her Fugly.

I think if any team can blow a 6 1/2 game lead this late in the season, its my Cleveland Indians.

I think I fail to see the appeal of take out pizza that you have to bake yourself.

Let's go the headlines:

The New York media plans to change the way it covers the 9/11 anniversary:

What's the mysterious link between knitting and tattoos?:

Dubya never met a world leader he couldn't piss off:

Another set back for the Patriot Act:,1,4513268.story?coll=chi_tab01_layout

Love those mob guys:

Los Angeles Archdiocese to nuns...don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!:,0,1506149.story?coll=la-home-center

Vote Picard in 2008!:

Stewie and Brian Griffin of Family Guy will open the Emmy awards with a special musical number. I hope its about how gay Ryan Seacrest is.

I so wanted this story to be true but alas, it isn't....the co-director of the Matrix movies hasn't had a sex change operation:,2933,295909,00.html

Ah Disney has to be pissed off over of the High School Musical stars has posed nude:

Why is it a bad thing for an actress to be naked anyway?:,,2163280,00.html

David Duchovny may finally be able to move past the X Files...his new show is a hit:

Springsteen fans in Belfast gobble up tickets fast....and put them on ebay even faster:

I really don't believe Led Zep will ever reunite...:

If I could I would go back in time and prevent Genesis from ever getting together:

So Rick Ankiel may have taken HGH in 2004....what's the big deal? MLB didn't ban it until 2005. Besides, don't you suspect by now that every athlete is a doper?:

Joe Paterno is older than Jesus:

Speaking of Jesus, here's the story of how Michael Vick came to know him:

I'm going out on a limb....but I'm feeling it...Browns upset the Steelers this weekend at the Stadium 20-10.

Have a great weekend...More crap as it happens...

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