Hell on Earth

Dante's Inferno. Ishtar. Call it what you want but the heat wave has turned the outdoors into hell on earth. I pity the fool who doesn't have central air. I don't know if global warming or Barry Bonds are to blame for these ungodly high temps but it needs to cool down and soon. Not just to be more comfortable, but I'm tired of seeing fat people in short shorts and tank tops.

Here's a cooling thought...Christmas will be here before you know it. Its never too early to start thinking about the birthday of Jebus and what better way to celebrate than a new Xmas cd featuring Dokken, LA Guns, and Twisted Sister:http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=78327

When its this hot, theres no better place to be then surrounded by 20,000 people at an outdoor concert venue enjoying Ozzfest:http://dispatch.com/dispatch/content/life/stories/2007/08/09/ozzfest.html

If you ever thought "gee, TV is great but I wish it were...I dunno...more gay!" Then someone agrees with you:http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070808/tv_nm/gays_dc_1;_ylt=Ajf2h3_HUIfT4TJWES8_PgIE1vAI

ThinkPaul McCartney wishes he'd never met the one legged woman?:http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/08/09/2007-08-09_a_beatles_reunion.html

Celebrity death watch Pavarotti edition:http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-08-09-pavarotti-hospitalized_N.htm

I like football but do we really need these lame ass NFL kickoff concerts?:http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah6385.shtml

Pearl Jam is p.o.'d at AT&T...go Eddie go:http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-thu_jam_0809aug09,1,6237615.story

Speaking of lame ass...President Bush's Daddy doesn't like to see his son get beat up...WAH!:http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/09/washington/09bushes.html?hp

Only the NY Post could make something as tragic as a tornado come off as sounding like a cool, happening event:http://www.nypost.com/seven/08092007/news/regionalnews/brooklyn_cyclone_regionalnews_lukas_i__alpert__john_doyle_____and_maggie_haberman.htm

EW, which never met a subject it couldn't rank from 1-20 rates the best movie endings:http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20050576,00.html

Unky Rory sends in more Watchmen casting news:http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33618

Remember when ESPN was a good thing? Then one day Keith Olbermann was gone and there was Kenny Mayne. That was the moment where ESPN jumped the shark. The network that brought us Austrailian rules football now brings us Who's Now perhaps the dumbest idea for an ongoing feature in the history of "journalism." Further proof that ESPN ain't what it used to be...first the ESPN cellphone service crashed and burned and now its beddy bye time for its broadband service too:http://deadspin.com/sports/notag/so-long-espn-360-whatever-you-were-287337.php

The Onion offers up their take on Barry Bonds record homerun:http://www.theonion.com/content/news/destruction_of_national_pastime

Ever wonder how many people like you there is out there? This site holds the answers:http://howmanyofme.com/

More crap as it happens..........